25 Really Bad Metaphors and Analogies

Best-Worst Ever Metaphors and Analogies as taken from high school English papers 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. 3. He spoke ...

Girls in Tight Pants for Your Eyes

Girls in Tight Pants for Your Eyes
Tight pants are still hot. They’re hot on certain people, for our purposes women, and if that fact hasn’t already been adequately proven. Tight pants are always a welcome part of any sexy outfit. We probably don’t have to explain why, but in case you’re unable to grasp it it’s because of the pants’ tight ...

Lori Pleasure Hottest Clubwear

Lori Pleasure Hottest Clubwear
I’m pretty sure Lori Pleasure is a pornstar and this is one of those public party, dancing bear type scenes.