Secrets of a successful marriage

  • Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
  • We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in New York.
  • I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
  • I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
  • We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
  • She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.
  • My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, “In the lake.”
  • My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
  • She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
  • She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”

Secrets to a happy marriage

 

“Human Barbie ” Valeria Lukyanova Shows Her New look

Valeria Lukyanova released new photo on Facebook that showed her with less make-up on.

 

In one of the images the 28-year-old took a selfie in a bathroom while wearing a pair of shorts and a crop top.

human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova

Doll-like: Valeria Lukyanova (Picture: Facebook)

 

She looked strikingly different to previous photos where she had made herself appear like Barbie using make-up and various outfits.

 

The Ukrainian model recently caused controversy when she said she didn’t think people should be in mixed-race relationships.

 

‘Ethnicities are mixing now, so there’s degeneration, and it didn’t used to be like that,’ she told GQ magazine.

Irish Ghost Story sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale

John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.

 

The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.

 

John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door… Only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn’t on. The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.

 

Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.

 

A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying… And wasn’t drunk.

 

Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other…

 

Look, Paddy… there’s that idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!

Ghost Story

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