Found on Axius Sno-Off Automobile Windshield cover:
CAUTION: Never drive with the cover on your windshield.
Found a box of Tampax Tampons:
Remove used tampon before inserting a new one.
Found on a box of Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts:
WARNING: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated
Found on the instruction sheet of a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
WARNING: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.
Found on Bat Man The Animated Series Armor Set Halloween costume box:
PARENT: Please exercise caution, mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.
Found in a television set’s owner’s manual:
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Found on the handle of a hammer:
CAUTION: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
Found on a butane lighter:
WARNING: Flame may cause fire
1. Teachers each day will fill lamps, clean chimneys.
2. Each teacher will bring a bucket of water and a scuttle of coal for the day’s session.
3. Make your pens carefully. You may whittle nibs to the individual taste of the pupils.
4. Men teachers may take one evening each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go to church regularly.
5. After ten hours in school, the teachers may spend the remaining time reading the Bible or other good books.
6. Women teachers who marry or engage in unseemly conduct will be dismissed.
7. Every teacher should lay aside from each pay a goodly sum of his earnings for his benefit during his declining years so that he will not become a burden on society.
8. Any teacher who smokes, uses liquor in any form, frequents pool or public halls, or gets shaved in a barber shop will give good reason to suspect his worth, intention, integrity and honesty.
9. The teacher who performs his labor faithfully and without fault for five years will be given an increase of twenty-five cents per week in his pay, providing the Board of Education approves.
Get intimate with Kate Upton during her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit video.
The song is called “Look Where You’re Walkin’” by Modern Science
Kate Upton is one if not the one of the supermodels that I have on my favorites list.
She has the most beautiful pair of knoc … eeuurr … I mean eyes of course !