Vintage (1872) School Rules for Teachers

1. Teachers each day will fill lamps, clean chimneys.

2. Each teacher will bring a bucket of water and a scuttle of coal for the day’s session.

3. Make your pens carefully. You may whittle nibs to the individual taste of the pupils.

4. Men teachers may take one evening each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go to church regularly.

5. After ten hours in school, the teachers may spend the remaining time reading the Bible or other good books.

6. Women teachers who marry or engage in unseemly conduct will be dismissed.

7. Every teacher should lay aside from each pay a goodly sum of his earnings for his benefit during his declining years so that he will not become a burden on society.

8. Any teacher who smokes, uses liquor in any form, frequents pool or public halls, or gets shaved in a barber shop will give good reason to suspect his worth, intention, integrity and honesty.

9. The teacher who performs his labor faithfully and without fault for five years will be given an increase of twenty-five cents per week in his pay, providing the Board of Education approves.

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Swimsuit 2014 Kate Upton Intimates

Get intimate with Kate Upton during her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit video.

 

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Kate Upton’s Intimates Photo Shoot

The song is called “Look Where You’re Walkin’” by Modern Science

Kate Upton is one if not the one of the supermodels that I have on my favorites list.
She has the most beautiful pair of knoc … eeuurr … I mean eyes of course !

Wacky Weird Quotes and Sayings

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

Children seldom misquote you. They repeat word for word what you should not have said.

And you still love nature… despite what it did to you?

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

You spend the first 2 years of a childs life teaching them to walk and talk. Then teachers spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly – for the same reason.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

The early bird get the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?

My opinions may change, not the fact that I am right.

Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “In an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother or sister going to do?

We didn’t fight our way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarians.

The computer beat me at chess, I won when it came to the kick boxing.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some great ideas!

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

When you go to court, you put your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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