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Stages of Drunkeness

0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 - Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. 3 - Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and numbers. [+]

Stages of Drunkeness

0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 - Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. 3 - Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and numbers. [+]

Bar phrases and translations

"You get this one, next round is on me." (We won't be here long enough to get another round.) "I'll get this one, next round is on you." (Happy hour is about to end...beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop, sucker.) "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" (I have no interest in talking [+]

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